Tuesday, August 14, 2007

L-O-S-E-R

I have seen the biggest loser in the world. Seriously. He was driving in my vicinity on the Northern State Parkway. I saw his Jeep from the back first. It contained:

A Mets Sticker - I happen to like the Mets and this wasn't bothering me.
A decal of Calvin urinating on a Yankees logo. - I HATE these things. They're so repulsive and classless. It's no wonder that Europeans laugh at us. I just wince when I see these things. It makes me wonder just what kind of person feels that that's an appropriate way to show their displeasure for something.
A license plate border that states, "Patience My Ass, This is New York." - Okay, see, this is why everyone else thinks New Yorkers are a$$holes. I hate seeing stuff like this. It's just self-perpetuating crap that gives loser New Yorkers like this the mindset that they can be rude, pushy morons since they are New Yorkers.

So, I pass by and peek in expecting to see some burly Joey Bag of Donuts kind of guy. Nope. A whiny looking, balding weenie type looking guy. I'd have kicked his ass if I saw him in a parking lot. Loser.

8 comments:

Crabby said...

Now see, that just proves my theory. It's always the skinny weinies who feel the need to display this crap on the back of their car. Also the wienies who drive like bustards. Stop their car and take them out of it...and they'll cry like a baby.

Big Pissy said...

I hate having all kinds of crap like that on a car.

I don't have one decal of any kind.

Although I did have one on my Beetle....it said WOOF ;-)

Curly Glamour Girlie said...

Decals and decorations are all good, and everyone once in a blue moon I see one I like. But I just find those urination decals so offensive and crude. And the "Patience my ass...." thing was just ridiculous. He was the type of whiny simp who'd be bitching about everything if someone lost their patience with him.

Maureen said...

Oh, the Calvin decals... can't stand those either. Blasphemy to real C&H fans.

Jay said...

The Calvin decals are the worst. My mother had a boyfriend (mental IQ: 3...no, really) who had one, as if we needed any more reasons to hate him.

buddha_girl said...

Every time I see one of those stupid Calvin piss stickers, I have to meditate or have a stroke.

Glad to hear that the weenie carries every well-deserved stigma known to man. I'll sleep well tonight knowing that he's had his ass kicked on more than once occasion.

Curly Glamour Girlie said...

Maureen - blasphemy is right. Especially knowing that Bill Waterson NEVER allowed C&H to be licensed for mass distribution.

Jay and BG - They are just so telling of the person driving the car.

Melliferous Pants said...

Calvin peeing stickers are the epitome of trash. YUCK!