Thursday, August 30, 2007

Britney Spears' Stunt Double
I kid you not. I was waiting (read: held captive) in the waiting room of the OB's office yesterday for an hour. The larger portion of which I was in close proximity of which can only be described as "Britney Spears' Stunt Double". This woman-child (she wasn't older than early 20's) was dressed in torn, stained sweats that were ill-fitting. (I understand, she recently had a baby, but I mean, c'mon, at least find the clean clothes to wear out of the house) She was chewing her gum so loudly that you could hear it in the next office. Tommy got up to give me his chair since the room was packed. After I settled in, she PUT HER FEET ON THE ARMREST OF MY CHAIR. I was thisclose to saying something, but my inner filter kicked in. So I gave her dagger looks (which of course went over her dim witted head). She spoke on her cellphone to her groomer to have the dog ready that evening "Yeah, have her groomed and her nails clipped." I said loudly to Tommy, "Heh, look at that sign right behind you." The one that said, "Cell phone use prohibited in the office." Not soon enough she was taken in and came out and announced loudly to her companion "Well, they said it's infected." Ewwwww. Just when you think it's safe - there's another Britney out there.


Crabby said...

You are so much nicer than me. I've shoved people's elbows off my armrest on airplanes before and also pretended to accidentally bang 'em in the knee if they crossed their legs and put their big feet over to where they were bumping me ever few seconds.

I swear to you, Curly...I woulda shoved her feet off. No kidding. Personal space, man. It's all about personal space. If a person is "that" do the world a favor by giving them a little nudge. LOL!

Big Pissy said...

Wow! You were MUCH too nice to that rude, nasty bitch!

Next time....shove her feet off...NO! That would mean you'd have to touch her....tell her to move 'em! ;-)

Kerry said...

Omg, how could you NOT say anything to her???
Get your freakin' feet off my chair!!!!!!
Ewwww, gross, infected.......blech.

buddha_girl said...

Holy hell.

How you controlled yourself - I will never know.

I actually publicly berated some rude wench in the grocery store tonight after she shoved MY cart into my STOMACH. I didn't give a rat's ass if she was humilated or not.

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Definitely not have more poise then I as I would have shoved her stinking feet off the chair...