Thursday, July 19, 2007

I'd Be Laughing at You Too, Moron

This guy is all boo-hoo because his neighbors trashed his Hummer. Masked people slashed the tires and keyed it with the phrase "For the environ" Go them. I'm sick of seeing these monstrous things around. I've been musing over having a magnet/bumper sticker made saying "This car is socially and environmentally irresponsible" and slapping them on the Hummers and Navigators of the world. I love that the people in the neighborhood are smirking at him as if he deserved it.

What I'd like to know is why someone who lives with their mother felt the need to purchase a $32,000 vehicle????

5 comments:

Melliferous Pants said...

I love this idea!

A few years back some friends made me a bumper sticker that says, "Jabba the Hut votes Republican". I don't have the heart to put it on my car but it makes me smile every time I walk through my front door.

Jerrster said...

I can't drive by anyone who is behind the wheel of a Hummer and not Laugh AT them. Most people might say that sort of thing is an excuse for having a small penis....in the case of the Hummer owners add small brain as well.

Kerry said...

Someone we work with, who shall remain nameless, but who also drives a Hummer swears that those Hybrid cars are worse for the environment than her car. Something about the mining of something in the battery which causes more polution.
I love her but just don't buy it, lol.

buddha_girl said...

1. I would be one of those people driving by with a self-satisfied grin on my face. There's no reason a normal human would require a fucking Hummer for transportation. Dumbass.

2. Throwing up while driving without gooping up one's clothing is a talent I admire! Well done! When I was pregnant I used to have to leave my classroom, puke, and return so often that my students would answer the intercom in my absence: "Mrs. BG isn't here. She's throwing up again."

Curly Glamour Girlie said...

Pants - I'm seriously thinking of it. I may have to use you to distribute said magnets in your area!!

Jerr - The people who drive them always look like such lame-os.

Kerry - Who is that?? Inquiring minds want to know!! I have a LOT of trouble believing they're better for the environment than hybrid cars, especially when the hummers get LESS than 20 miles to the gallon, forcing more usage of fossil fuels and more exhaust for the bigger motors.

BG - I do the same thing. I always have to look at who's driving them. Your kids must have gotten a kick out of telling the office you were busy throwing up!